dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
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What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Someone signed my nipple.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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