i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I have peed in a lot of sinks
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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