Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
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Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
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Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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