I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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