I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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