from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
this will be a night to untag.
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I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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