I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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