Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
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I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
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he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
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