I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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