Please don't use social media to get back at me.
i wish my penis had a tongue
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
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I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
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Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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