My hand turned me down
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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