i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
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I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
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Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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