she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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