Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
My nipple is on Facebook.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
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Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
You were trust falling into bushes
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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