I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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