Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
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I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
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I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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