six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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