I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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