"it" just moved
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
