So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
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Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
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Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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