he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
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