my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
fuck your aforementioned shoe
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fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
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I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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