Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Watching her eat just hurts me
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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