just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize