Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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