Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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