So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
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what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
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I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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