I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I have fence marks all over my body
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
