ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
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