I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
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Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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