So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
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i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
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sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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