Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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