if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
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Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
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He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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