Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
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Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
The chlamydia really affected his face.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
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I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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