well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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