Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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