i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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