Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
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remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
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my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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