Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I fill condoms, not promises.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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