Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
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Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
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I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
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