Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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