So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
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there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
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I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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