How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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