Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
You may now shotgun with the bride
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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