did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I feel like death gave me a hand job
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Randomize
