i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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