So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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