somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
We got so high we made milksteak
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
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