Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
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