can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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