I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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