how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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