That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
this just has baby written all over it
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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