hotel room ftw
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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